Spider-Man: No Way Home

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27 – Spider-Man: No Way Home

Even though I enjoyed some of the more unpopular MCU movies like Black Widow and The Eternals, unlike many Marvel fans, I understand that maybe Marvel was off its game.  But here with the third movie in the Spider-Man sub-franchise, No Way Home, the quality came back in a big way.  Not only did they deliver a fantastic story, but they were able to neatly tie the larger MCU franchise into the Sony Spiderverse without even breaking a sweat.  It was seamless and completely believable, within the confines of the superhero genre.  Here was our first big introduction to the Multiverse, and it worked beautifully.

We picked up right where the last Spider-Man movie left off.  The world suddenly knows who the webbed hero’s secret identity is, and it not only ruins his life, but the lives of his friends and family.  I love the somewhat realistic path the story takes in that direction.  It follows the progression, or should I say, the conclusion of the romantic relationship between Aunt May and Happy Hogan.  It follows the deepening of the relationship between Peter Parker and MJ.  It gives Ned a chance to have some super-powers.  And through all that, it gives us plenty of fantastic action sequences, which goes without saying.  It is, after all, an MCU Superhero Movie.

But the coolest thing this movie did is rounding up the two Sony Spider-Mans and most of their villains like the Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Electro, Sandman, and the Lizard, and the got all the same actors to come back and reprise their roles.  It was incredible enough to see Andrew Garfield and Toby MaGuire show up as variants of Peter Parker, but to get all the best villains back as well was a pretty incredible feat.  And they did it in a way that totally made sense!  And the great thing about it was that the actors from the Sony Spider-Man movies didn’t just show up for little cameos.  They were full-fledged participants in the narrative.  Not only did this movie pay homage and respect to the Sony movies that came before, but they built on the complexities of the various characters and continued their stories.  It was brilliant! 

But they even went a step further.  They gave the villains costume upgrades, and even went so far as to explain the differences.  For example, in the Sony movies, Electro’s powers were blue-based.  But here they changed it to yellow, which is actually more comic-book accurate, and they explained it with just a quick line or two of dialogue.  The energy in the alternate universe felt different to the character and manifested itself in a different way.  Smoothly done!

But not only was there thrilling action, like the climactic battle between the three Spider heroes and the five super villains, but there was also a huge emotional content in the film.  The whole idea of Peter asking Dr. Strange to make all his friends forget about him was actually heartbreaking, if you think about it.  And the scene where Aunt May dies was gut-wrenching.  And here, it was she, and not Uncle Ben, that delivers the great line, “With great power comes great responsibility,” a phrase that has become synonymous with Spider-Man.

For me one of the best parts of the movie was one of my least favorite Spider-Man bad guys, the Green Goblin.  And that is because of Willem Dafoe.  He is such a phenomenal actor!  I’ve never seen him do a bad job in any movie he’s ever been in.  He always gives every performance a thousand percent.  And this movie was no exception.  But he made the Goblin even scarier here than he could in the Sony film.  They took the silly looking mask off his face and allowed us to see Dafoe acting the hell out of his part.  It showed us his conflicted nature, and the true madness of the villain.  The fight in the apartment building between Spider-Man and the Green Goblin was awesome, and ended with the emotional death of Aunt May.  This movie got so many things right, and it is great to see the MCU back on top of its game.

Top 10 Favorite Parts

  1. Peter and MJ arrive back at Aunt May’s place and find May and Happy breaking up.
  2. Peter goes to see Dr. Strange and the Spell.
  3. The Fight on the Bridge and the introduction of Doc Oc.
  4. Spider-Man captures Electro with Sandman’s help.
  5. The Conversation between all the Super-villains in the Wizard’s Dungeon, where they all realize they were snatched away from dying in their own universes.
  6. Spider-Man’s fight with Strange.
  7. The Green Goblin reveals his true face and the following fight with Spider-Man.
  8. Ned Summons the other two Spider-Mans.  I also loved the scenes where they compare the differences in their powers.
  9. The climactic battle with the three Spider-Men and the five villains.
  10. Peter says goodbye to his friends, knowing they will forget him forever.

1944 – Barry Fitzgerald (Winner)

1944 – Barry Fitzgerald

Going My Way

Ok, I’ll address this only once.  I’m happy that Fitzgerald was nominated for Best Supporting Actor.  I can even be on board with his win.  But he should not have been nominated for Best Actor for the same performance.  It was not a fair nomination.  And let that be the end of it.

But as a supporting character, he was just fine.  He was written to be a sweet, loveable, curmudgeon, and that’s exactly how Fitzgerald played him.  He seemed to be made for the part.  He was an old stick-in-the-mud who was kind, for the most part, set in his ways, and just as sleepy and run-down as the church in which he worked.  He was stuck in the old ways which discouraged modern things like fun or smiling.  For Father Fitzgibbon, it was all about steadfast faith, work, and prayer, with perhaps a shot of alcohol once in a while; all things that come with their own simple rewards.  He is an old man who is set in his ways with no desire for change.

But through the guidance and kind-hearted attentions of the story’s protagonist, Father O’Malley, played by Bing Crosby, Father Fitzgibbon had a character arch, which left him as a man more open to change and modern thinking.  But the journey brought out a few humanizing flaws in his character.  The biggest example of this is when he learns from the Bishop that Father O’Malley was actually sent to his church to take over as the head rector.  In a petulant act of, “Take my job?  Well, fine.  I’ll get out of your way.  Don’t worry about me, I’ll just quietly disappear, and be out of your way,” he runs away in a rainstorm, and only returns when he is picked up by a police officer and brought back to the rectory like an errant child.  It was silly and immature, of course, but was it endearing?  Not really.  And I think it was supposed to be.

And he handled two dramatic moments pretty well.  The first was when he is shown watching his cathedral as it burns down.  The second is when he is reunited with his aged mother who has been brought in from Ireland by Father O’Malley.  Both moments were pivotal in the arch of his character, and Fitzgerald handled them with subtlety and grace.  Ultimately, I liked his character, though I didn’t love him.

1944 – Barry Fitzgerald

1944 – Barry Fitzgerald

Going My Way

Ok, I’m going to quickly address the elephant in the room, and I’m fully aware that many critics of the time, and probably people of today might disagree with me.  This is a bogus nomination.  Fitzgerald should not have been nominated for Best Actor, and for the simple reason that he was already nominated for an Oscar for the same role in the proper category.  For the same roll.  The unfairness of this nomination was… well… unfair.  He was nominated, and won the award, in the Best Supporting Actor category!  Can you imagine if he had won Best Actor as well, for the same performance!?!

His part within the narrative of the story was not a lead roll!  He played Father Fitzgibbon, a curmudgonly Catholic priest in a run-down New York cathedral that is behind on its mortgage payments.  The church is on the verge of forclosure.  Now, if Father Fitzgibbon was the protagonist, the driving force behind the saving of the church, then he would have been the main character, but he wasn’t.  Bing Crosby’s Father O’Malley, the real leading character of the story, came in to save the church, and help the doddering old Fitzgibbon become less of a stick-in-the-mud.  He simply reacted to the events taking place in the narrative, but he didn’t drive them.

So I have to ask why he was nominated for both categories.  Well, to quote Wikipedia, Bosley Crowther of the New York Times, when speaking of Crosby, wrote, “He has been stunningly supported by Barry Fitzgerald, who plays one of the warmest characters the screen has ever known. As a matter of fact, it is a cruel slight to suggest that this is Mr. Crosby’s show. It is his and Mr. Fitzgerald’s together. And they make it one of the rare delights of the year.”  But he said it himself!  Stunningly SUPPORTED BY…

Was Fitzgerald’s performance good?  Absolutely, if you don’t mind the forced wholesomeness that was inherent in the script.  And I don’t mind that he was nominated for Best Supporting Actor.  Good for him, and I’m glad he took home his Oscar.  But I guess it just sticks in my craw, just a little bit, that he was even nominated for an Oscar in the Best Actor category.  It was undeserved.

1944 – Bing Crosby (WINNER)

1944 – Bing Crosby

Going My Way

Bing Crosby gave a good performance, though I have to say, it was very one-note.  What I mean by that is that the part was written in such a way, that there was no other way he could have played it, and that way had no flaws that would have made the character realistic.  He played a Catholic priest, Father O’Malley, who was so good, so pure, so kind, so generous, so optamistic, so empathetic, so… everything, that I can honestly say I’ve never met that kind of a saint in my life.  But you know what?  I enjoyed the character anyway.  And if you’re going to write a character like that, who else could have played him but Bing Crosby.

First of all, he totally looked the part.  He had a face that was kind and gentle, just like the character of O’Malley needed.  Mostly, I think it was his eyes.  Second, his mannerisms were as gentle as his face.  He was confident without being arrogent, loving without being lecherous, ernest without being pushy.  And finally, there was his voice.  There was a reason he was a professional recording artist that dominated both the pop charts and the big screens of the entire decade. 

And yes, lets pause for a moment to talk about Bing’s voice.  I’m a singer, myself, and so I know a little bit about the craft of singing.  Crosby’s voice was beyond amazing.  It was like plush velvet.  It was as warm and smooth and comforting.  His tone, all the way from his low register to his high, was completely even and seamless.  Because, yes, this movie could possibly be considered a musical, though calling it a light-hearted drama with a few musical numbers might be more accurate.  I particularly loved his rendition of Would You Like to Swing on a Star, a tune I’ve always liked.  And who knew this is where it came from?

Now, did Bing deserve the Best Actor Oscar?  Well, the film was incredibly popular and His Acting nomination was only one of the film’s ten nomination that year.  But for me?  The wholesomeness written into the script was too forced.  But, I guess, why not?  I mean, Crosby had a few slightly dramatic moments here and there, though the drama was never very intense.  See, I’ve seen Crosby in deeper roles than this, so I know he was capable of more, but the script just didn’t call for it. 

The Eternals Cast Photos

Gemma Chan as Sersi
Richard Madden as Ikarus
Kumali Nanjiani as Kingo
Lia McHugh as Sprite
Brian Tyree Henry as Phastos
Lauren Ridloff as Makkari
Barry Keoghan as Druig
Don Lee as Gilgamesh
Salma Hayek as Ajak
Angelina Jolie as Thena
Kit Harington as Dane Whitman
Harish Patel as Karun Patel
Bill Skarsgard as the voice of Kro
David Kaye as the voice of Arishrm
Haaz Sleiman as Ben
Esai Daniel Cross as Jake
Zand Al Rafeea as Villager
Harry Styles as Eros / Starfox
Patton Oswald as the voice of Pip the Troll

The Eternals

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26 – The Eternals

Ok, I’ll admit, this wasn’t the best of the MCU movies, but that being said, I still really enjoy watching it.  I liked the characters, even though there wasn’t any real character development.  But the movie tried to introduce ten new superheroes, not to mention side characters, villains, and side villains.  But I really loved the stunning visuals.  The MCU never fails to deliver on that point.  I loved the fantastic and diverse cast of actors, the awesome costumes, the story, the little ways in which it tried to tie to the bit MCU tapestry, and the fantastic action sequences.

So let me just cover the things I didn’t like, and get them out of the way as quickly as possible.  I didn’t like we were given too many shots of the Eternals lining up and posing dramatically, because that didn’t make any sense within the narrative.  It was like she was trying to gratuitously give us a bunch of big money shots when they weren’t really necessary.  Once at the beginning when they first appeared on the screen would have been sufficient.  I don’t like that we had to have the first actual sex scene in the entire franchise.  I think that felt gratuitous, too.  I didn’t like the way we viewers were supposed to care about a hero when they get killed off, even though we weren’t given a chance to get to know them or become attached to them. 

But what I loved far outweighed those few things.  First, based on what little we are given in character development, I liked the new heroes.  They had cool names, cool costumes, cool powers, and a cool purpose in the overall franchise. There was Ajak, Sersi, Ikaris, Kingo, Sprite, Phastos, Makkari, Druig, Gilgamesh, and Thena, played by Selma Hayek, Gemma Chan, Richard Madden, Kumail Nanjiani, Lia McHugh, Brian Tyree Henry, Lauren Ridloff, Barry Keoghan, Don Lee, and Angelina Jolie.  They all did a great job, though Hayek didn’t get enough screen time, if you ask me.  Oh, and in one of the mid-credit scenes, we are introduced to Harry Styles, playing Starfox, who I really liked from the comics.  Now that was perfect casting!

And I liked that they answered the big question everyone was asking before the movie premiered.  We were told that these heroes had all been on Earth for centuries, guiding mankind in its growth as a species of varying civilizations.  So why didn’t they help in the fight against Thanos?  I felt the explanation was an acceptable one.  They are basically servants of the god-like beings, the Celestials, and they were instructed not to interfere in the conflicts of humans, unless Deivants were involved.  They were only instructed to keep the Deviants in check, a job which had been accomplished hundreds of years ago.  Since then, they’ve just been waiting for more instructions and bending the rules once in a while by helping mankind to advance.

I also loved how one of the Eternals, Phastos, was gay.  He was in a relationship with another man and they had a son together.  It was handled respectfully and I thought it was great.  Phastos also happened to be my favorite in terms of his powers.  He was a craftsman/inventor of fantastical machines and technologies.  Of all the Eternals, he was the only one who was able to subdue Ikaris when he turned against his teammates.  Or course, Ikaris was just too powerful, and eventually freed himself.  I also liked the little subp0lot with Thena and how she beat the big bad Devient.  Jolie was pretty awesome in that scene.

But now a giant marble Celestial corpse is sticking out of the Indian Ocean.  I understand that the comics make us of the anomaly, but this movie underperformed at the box office, so the planned sequel was cancelled and no other MCU movie has made reference to the massive head and hand that can supposedly be seen from space.  Also, if the emerging Celestial was that giant, and had been coming from the Earth’s core, even emerging that much would have pretty much destroyed the planet, wouldn’t it?  Or maybe it just wasn’t as big as the movie made it seem.

Top 10 Favorite Parts

  1. The Eternals save the villagers from attacking Deviants
  2. The fight with the Deviant in London
  3. Sersi tells Dane of the history and purpose of the Eternals, and why they didn’t help with Thanos.
  4. The meetings with Arishem, first with Ajak, and later with Sersi
  5. The meeting where Thena’s Mad Weary sickness is discussed.
  6. Meeting Gilgamesh and Thena in the desert.  I really loved the character of Gilgamesh.  The dinner party scene was great.
  7. The Fight with the Deviants in the Amazon
  8. Phastos and his family.  He was also great in the Hiroshima scene.
  9. The Fight against Ikaris and Thena’s confrontation with Kro
  10. Sersi kills Tiamut by changing him to marble.

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

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25 – Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

This was a really great movie that introduced a whole bunch of awesome new characters and brought back a few old ones.  It was based off the comic book character of the same name, but was modernized for the MCU.  It was great to have a mostly Asian cast, the only non-Asian actors being Ben Kingsley, returning as Trevor Slattery, and Florien Munteanu as Razor Fist.  Shang-Chi absolutely lived up the high standards of the MCU.  It had a big epic story with a lot of intense fast paced action.  There was a bit of light humor, and drama that resulted in self-discovery and empowerment.  Very Disney, actually.

First of all we get Simu Liu as our lead character, Shang Chi.  He is handsome, obviously very fit, and clearly trained in martial arts, which is this movie’s main mode of action.  I remember during the 80s when old foreign Kung-Fu movies had a resurgence in popularity.  My brothers couldn’t get enough of them.  Then there was another renaissance for the genre when Jackie Chan was discovered by American audiences.  Chan had a style that was all his own, making prodigious use of the set and whatever physical props happen to be at hand to create a new kind of Martial Arts film action that had some inherent humor and a bit of whimsy.  Liu was up to the challenge and was exciting to watch.  The fight on the speeding bus is a perfect example of this.

But here, we are given a modern, big budget, high profile film that combines both styles, creating some great fantasy actions sequences.  It has become the standard for the MCU to rely heavily on CGI for its visual effects, and this movie is no exception.  But as I’ve said before, when the effects have this level of realism, I don’t mind.  It looks great on the big screen.  There were a number of fantastical creatures that were completely animated, from the cute little faceless animal, Morris, to the giant evil dragon, The Dweller in Darkness, a soul-consuming demon.  And of course, there was the beautiful white Great Protector Dragon 

And there were several members of the cast, besides the lead, who I really loved.  First of all there was Michelle Yeoh, who I have loved ever since I first saw her in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.  She is always awesome, no matter what film or TV show I see her in.  But I also really loved the main bad guy-Shang-Chi’s father, Tony Leung, who I would swear, I’ve seen in some other film, though, I can’t remember which, even after reviewing his filmography.  He did a great job with the drama as well as the action.  Now, I have to admit, the first time I watched this movie, I couldn’t stand the character of Katy, played by the actress/rapper, Awkwafina.  I felt she was annoying, and I couldn’t stand her voice, which always sounded like she was on the verge of laryngitis.  But I have since warmed to both the character and the actress.  Meng’er Zhang played Chang-Chi’s sister, Xu Xialing, a young girl who was the victim of misogyny from her father, but who rose to create an empire of her own, eventually taking over the crime-based Ten Rings Organization from him.  Never-mind that Shang-Chi ended up with the actual rings.

One thing in the movie that I always roll my eyes at is the part where Michelle Yeoh is telling Shang-Chi and his friends the history of Ta Lo, and there is an elaborate wooden diorama depicting the story.  Really?  Someone spent all that time in-universe, carving all that, just so the audience would have something to look at while Ying-Nan offered up a monologue of exposition.  That was silly.  They did the same thing in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 on Ego.  But other than that, the visuals in this movie made full use of that beautiful Chinese aesthetic that is both spiritual and dramatic, that has a sense of history, of fantasy, and of mysticism that are just captivating.  It is apparent in their architecture, their clothing, their movements, in their fighting, and in their attitudes.  I love watching this movie.  It is lush and colorful in such a gorgeous way.  And what fantasy lover doesn’t get excited over a battle between two dragons?

Top 10 Favorite Parts

  1. The friendly skirmish where Xu Wenwu and Ying Li meet and fall in love.  Beautifully filmed.
  2. The fight on the bus, and the introduction of Razor Fist
  3. The cage matches between Wong and The Abomination, and between Shang-Chi and Xu Xialing
  4. The fight on the bamboo scaffolding.
  5. The whole scene with the water-map.  Great visual effects.
  6. The race through the bamboo forest to reach Ta Lo
  7. The double flashback sequence of the death of Ying Li and Xu Wenwu’s revenge on the assassins.
  8. The thrilling battle between Shang-Chi and his father in front of the interdimensional Gate, and the dramatic death of Xu Wenwu.
  9. The final fight between Shang-Chi and the Dweller in Darkness, and how Katy enables Shang-Chi’s victory with a perfectly aimed arrow.
  10. Shang-Chi and Katy return home and are summoned by Wong to join the bigger MCU roster of heroes.